Wit's got nothing to do with it. (Thanks to Jeremy Helfgot for reporting in.)

If only it were within their power to spell "vehicle" correctly. (We're grateful to Wendy Bryan and Codi Lazar for this highly charged hook-up.)

Present your whalebone corset at the door. (We're indebted to longtime Editorializing fan Cary Baker for this dressing-down.)

The person responsible for this headline must have been dreaming of Tinkertoys.