I don't need a tax shelter, but I could use some kind of lean-to.

For our first team-building exercise, we will learn about an amazing invention called spell-check.

It seems that after they hit the comma, they fell into a coma. (Our "apperciation" goes out to I Heart Guts goddess Wendy Bryan for this stunner.)

Hey Groupon, what's the fastest way to get from here to Statin Island? (Our gratitude to Jennifer Kashdan for this borough-botching.)