Dear NPR.org: Turkey is also a country. (We give thanks to Joanna Rubiner for serving up this pitiful platterful.)

This example from a resume-writer's blog could use a spell-checking operation.

Wait, the "shirt's constant pressure" gets anxious? And are we talking about "fear of ... jumping [and] barking?" Obviously, this product will do nothing to improve your dog's syntax. (However, we do like the name "Thundershirt.")

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despire!